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Anonymous asked: 1. 3. 6. 7. 10. 12. 13. 15. 19. 20) What are your favourite hockey teams?

1. The meaning behind my URL

I’m an Islander fan…hence Isles. My last name means Stoneman in german or something…and I just like the number 7. 

3. Why I love my bestfriend

My best friend is loyal as hell and he gives my shit back to me. It’s what I look for in any friend really…

6. Favorite Band

ALTER BRIDGE!!! Seeing them tomorrow!

7. Biggest turn off(s)

Rudeness. Arrogance. Spitefulness. 

10. Biggest turn on(s)

Personality-wise: Caring, have the ability to give my shit back to me, good sense of humor/a similar sense of humor to me. 

Physically: A genuine smile, I dig the librarian type…but I’m not limited to it. Idk….I also dig those long boots some girls wear with jeans. Idk…awkward question…

12. Ideas of a perfect date

Dinner, maybe a walk on a boardwalk, hockey game is cool too. 

13. Life goal(s)

Eventually have kids, live in a reasonable house. Have a room for books and a desk. I actually got told about this job my friend might be able to get me that would be really awesome…but I might not graduate in time to get it…but it would be AWESOME if I could…

15. Relationship status

I don’t really answer questions like these on social media. If you really would like to know, you can ask me off anon.

19. Middle name

Louis

20. Anything you want to ask

In order, my top 5 favorite hockey teams are New York Islanders, Colorado Avalanche, St. Louis Blues, Buffalo Sabres, and the Los Angeles Kings

THANKS FOR THE ASK!

boots-n-cats:

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viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 
Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.


Holy fuck balls!!!

boots-n-cats:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

viergacht:

karensrnith:

"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"

Funny thing - a woman who applied for welfare after her husband left her hadto supply DNA evidence he was actually the father. The results: he was definitely the father, but she wasn’t the mother. Her children were removed from her custody and she was sued for fraud, even though she insisted they were her children. 

Turns out, she wasn’t a surrogate or a kidnapper (the two most obvious explanations) - she was a chimera. As an embryo, she fused at a very early stage with her twin, forming one individual. Her ovaries apparently developed from cells that had originally belonged to her vanished twin. Later on more tests showed that while the woman’s skin and hair DNA did not match her childrens, DNA taken from her cervix did. 

WHAT THE FUCk

This went from stupid to really interesting in point 5 seconds.

Holy fuck balls!!!

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Harry Potter and…

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starwars:

Artist of the Week - David Michael Beck

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Ever since you got out of Stockton, you haven’t been able to say “I love you.” I know that must be hard for you. I’m sorry. I’ll stop telling you. Just know it’s what I feel.

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maaarine:

TLDW: Game Of Thrones 4x02

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leif-is-my-lover:

dazzledbydisney:

1. The meaning behind my URL
2. A picture of me
3. Why I love my bestfriend
4. Last time I cried and why
5. Piercings I have
6. Favorite Band
7. Biggest turn off(s)
8. Top 5 (insert subject)
9. Tattoos I want
10. Biggest turn on(s)
11. Age
12. Ideas of a perfect date
13. Life goal(s)
14. Piercings I want
15. Relationship status
16. Favorite movie
17. A fact about my life
18. Phobia
19. Middle name
20. Anything you want to ask

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theanti90smovement:

[rubs my chin intelligently] the solar system is quite large

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New Avatar…wooooo!

New Avatar…wooooo!

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dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

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Had a house fire today…Here’s me at it